Let's talk about beards. Specifically fellas, well groomed beards. Santa Claus started it waaaaay before it became trendy and now everywhere you look its beards galore. A well groomed beard is the difference between "Hi I'm hitchhiking to Nebraska and I might kill you" and "Good day to you sir, where is the nearest haberdashery". Not only does a well groomed stache look pleasant, it's also a lot more sanitary for you and everyone around you. No one wants to snuggle up to a beard ridden with specs of food and god knows what. Take the necessary steps of care with beard oils, soaps, beard balms, and a really good razor to take your beard/mustache/goatee to its full potential. Take care of the beard, respect the beard, fear the beard.